Mr. Parker won't know what to think of you when you wear this funny costume. This licensed A Christmas Story costume includes a large polyfoam body-piece in the shape of a large crate. Your head fits through a large opening at the top, while your arms fit through openings on the sides. The exterior of the costume features a brown exterior with detailing to create the look of wood. "Fragile This End Up" is printed across the front. The Old Man will think that you're a fancy crate from Italy.