Mens Longuini and Meatballs Costume

This offensive Mens Longuini and Meatballs Costume is an apron with a polyfoam piece attached at the waist. The apron fits around your neck and ties in the back. It features a cartoon caricature and the words "Longuini's Ristorante" and "Nobody beats our sausage" printed on the front. The polyfoam piece features a white bowl, made of satin, with strips of yellow cloth fashioned to look like noodles. Two large brown plush meatballs are attached to the white bowl, on either side of a long dark brown plush phallic sausage. The sausage looks great, and the balls aren't too bad, either!